YEAH MOM. IT’S TOTALLY FINE THAT YOU KEPT WALKING IN MY ROOM AS I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP THIS MORNING. YEAH. WHY DIDN’T YOU KEEP THAT REALLY INTERESTING CONVERSATION WE WERE HAVING GOING WHILE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND GARGLED AND I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE YOU EXPLODE WITH MY MIND? SERIOUSLY. I’M JUST SO CONFUSED. I MEAN, I DIDN’T SAY, “MOM, I’M TRYING TO SLEEP” FOURTEEN THOUSAND TIMES. NO. I WAS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR ANNOYING ARRIVAL IN MY ROOM AT SIX THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING. YEP. YOU KNOW ME. I WAS JUST WAITING TO TALK TO YOU. BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY.
OH WAIT.
YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY?
THEN WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY ROOM?
STOP COMING IN MY ROOM SO FUCKING EARLY.
IT IS THE WEEKEND.
LET ME SLEEP IN.
IT IS WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR.
GOOD DAY, DAMMIT. GOOD DAY.
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