How to lie to your parents about tearing your vagina because you actually tore it during sex.

How to lie to your parents about tearing your vagina because you actually tore it during sex.

1.23.12. this is for alyssa,life,funny facebook chats,

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iheartrainbowdash: Eh, why not? Guys, I’m really bored.  Please. Please help. 

iheartrainbowdash:

Eh, why not?

Guys, I’m really bored. 

Please. Please help. 

(Source: flowersandskulls, via jereabetic)

1.22.12.

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That awkward moment when your boyfriend’s dad talks to you more often than your boyfriend does.

1.22.12. i'm writing a paper about Soraya and i'm already on the verge of tears and i kind of don't want to realize how sad I am right now,

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chrryblssmninja: thealmightysound13: Good job, Fringe. You spelled Manhattan wrong. I love how easily an iMac screenshots for moments like this… It’s not a mistake- it’s consistent with how they spell Manhattan in the other universe, starting with the episode where a building from both sides melds into its other-side counterpart. Owned! Yay for being such a huge Fringe fan that you notice stuff like that. I was beginning to suspect I was the only one. 

chrryblssmninja:

thealmightysound13:

Good job, Fringe. You spelled Manhattan wrong.

I love how easily an iMac screenshots for moments like this…

It’s not a mistake- it’s consistent with how they spell Manhattan in the other universe, starting with the episode where a building from both sides melds into its other-side counterpart.

Owned! Yay for being such a huge Fringe fan that you notice stuff like that. I was beginning to suspect I was the only one. 

1.22.12. fringe,

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YEAH MOM. IT’S TOTALLY FINE THAT YOU KEPT WALKING IN MY ROOM AS I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP THIS MORNING. YEAH. WHY DIDN’T YOU KEEP THAT REALLY INTERESTING CONVERSATION WE WERE HAVING GOING WHILE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND GARGLED AND I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE YOU EXPLODE WITH MY MIND? SERIOUSLY. I’M JUST SO CONFUSED. I MEAN, I DIDN’T SAY, “MOM, I’M TRYING TO SLEEP” FOURTEEN THOUSAND TIMES. NO. I WAS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR ANNOYING ARRIVAL IN MY ROOM AT SIX THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING. YEP. YOU KNOW ME. I WAS JUST WAITING TO TALK TO YOU. BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY. 

OH WAIT. 

YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY? 

THEN WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY ROOM? 

STOP COMING IN MY ROOM SO FUCKING EARLY.

IT IS THE WEEKEND. 

LET ME SLEEP IN. 

IT IS WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR. 

GOOD DAY, DAMMIT. GOOD DAY. 

1.22.12. jfhkjhflkajsdhflkajsdhflkjasdhflkjasdhflkjashdfkljashdlkjfhlaskdjfhlaskjdhfljkasdfhkljsdhfals,

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Guys, I can’t find my other heart earring.

If you find it, please return it to me. 

Thanks. 

1.21.12. it was on my nightstand,i swear,what if i ate it?,

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Why yes. I did just ask my former teacher where I would post all of my nudes if there was internet censorship (jokingly).

Why yes. I did just ask my former teacher where I would post all of my nudes if there was internet censorship (jokingly).

1.19.12. life,i'm a jerk,

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“ Remember this in moments of despair. If you find that writing is hard, it’s because it IS hard. ”

On Writing Well by William Zinsser.

1.19.12. on writing well,william zinsser,

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gamegeek2589: wish i could do this! O___O Damn. You know, if I could do this, it would make it infinitely easier to put on my hat. I mean, the whole lifting it up and placing it on my head is so intricate. 

gamegeek2589:

wish i could do this! O___O

Damn. You know, if I could do this, it would make it infinitely easier to put on my hat. I mean, the whole lifting it up and placing it on my head is so intricate. 

(Source: warchief)

1.17.12.

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Tomorrow will be my first day of classes.

I haven’t been to school in quite some time, so being in class will certainly make me nervous. I really hope all goes well and I certainly I hope I do well enough to transfer somewhere I love. Specifically USD. Because I love their dorms and the campus. It’s my love. For real. 

I hope I won’t be awake all night. And I really hope I’ll wake up on time. My ass will be awake by six forty-five on the dot. I swear it. 

1.17.12. life,school,

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